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“This email was sent to you because you’re a friend or client.

Got this from someone. I don’t know him. I don’t think I know him, anyway. It was an email announcing that he’s speaking at some conference. It ended with this:

This message is sent to you because you are a Friend, Contact or Client of Raj Goel, CISSP
917-685-7731 / raj@brainlink.com
and subscribed to the mailing list <RajGoelContacts@brainlink.com>.
To […]



When International Branding goes bad.

Care for a Homo Sausage? I know I do! Yum!



800 Flowers Marketing

While I don’t really like 800-Flowers, (I kind of think they’re like the McDonald’s of Floral Services,) you’ve got to give them props on how they manage to market August, probably the most holiday-deprived month all year.
Via email, thanks to my friend Dawn:
Calling all incurable romantics!  August 14th is officially halfway to Valentine’s Day and […]



Thoughts on our fittest overweight President

For those who haven’t heard, here are President Bush’s workout and fitness stats.
Resting Heart rate: 47
Cholestrol: 178
Body fat: 15.79
"Very Low" risk of getting heart disease.
The full story on him is here.

So why do I call him our fittest overweight President?
According to a Press Release published by the Center for Consumer Freedom, (mind you, I have […]