This website allows you to cut through the "press 1 for sales, two for tech support" clutter. Spectacular!

Got this from someone. I don’t know him. I don’t think I know him, anyway. It was an email announcing that he’s speaking at some conference. It ended with this: This message is sent to you because you are a Friend, Contact or Client of Raj Goel, CISSP 917-685-7731 / raj@brainlink.com and subscribed to the mailing list <RajGoelContacts@brainlink.com>. To unsubscribe, E-mail to: <RajGoelContacts-off@brainlink.com> To switch to the DIGEST mode, E-mail to <RajGoelContacts-digest@brainlink.com> To switch to the INDEX mode, E-mail to <RajGoelContacts-index@brainlink.com> Send administrative queries to RajGoelContacts-request@brainlink.com Is it just me, or is that tacky?

Care for a Homo Sausage? I know I do! Yum!

While I don’t really like 800-Flowers, (I kind of think they’re like the McDonald’s of Floral Services,) you’ve got to give them props on how they manage to market August, probably the most holiday-deprived month all year. Via email, thanks to my friend Dawn: Calling all incurable romantics!  August 14th is officially halfway to Valentine’s Day and our Romance Experts have 5 sure fire ways to surprise a summer love or keep that love of a lifetime in full bloom all the way to February! #1 Be a sweetheart! Our hottest summer arrival, the Sweetheart Rose Bouquet, is always a hit. Buy 24 roses for $36.99 and get another 24 FREE* for a limited time! #2 "R" is for romance—and [...]

For those who haven’t heard, here are President Bush’s workout and fitness stats. Resting Heart rate: 47 Cholestrol: 178 Body fat: 15.79 "Very Low" risk of getting heart disease. The full story on him is here. So why do I call him our fittest overweight President? According to a Press Release published by the Center for Consumer Freedom, (mind you, I have no idea who they are,) The President is overweight. Check it out: This standard, called the Body Mass Index (BMI), is decidedly faulty since it only takes height and weight, and not muscle mass, into consideration. A BMI over 25 means you’re "overweight" and a BMI over 30 means you’re "obese." The President, with a BMI of nearly [...]