Part of me is upset, part of me is laughing. Part of me is just hungry. A truck carrying live cows for slaughter collided head-on with a truck carrying hamburger patties. From A Hamburger Today. Somewhere, Ray Crock is peeing in his pants.

Pitch a good story, to the right editors, and you’ll land the placement.  Of course, it always helps when the editors are intelligent, and get the story you’re trying to pitch. If they understand how you’re pitching them, and they get the logic you’re using, it can be a match made in heaven. Much like this one was.