You heard it here first…

Tom and Katie are history.



And we’ve been using “REASONING??”

Obviously, we’ve been doing something wrong. From today’s Dilbert. My God, I could win a Gold in this!



Quote of the day: Thomas Edison

Hell, there are no rules here– we’re trying to accomplish something.
Thomas A. EdisonUS inventor (1847 - 1931)
From The Quotations Page



How does one do PR for a Government that keeps doing things that cause you to make fun of it?

A town, using homeland security money earmarked to protect against terrorism, just purchased 80 or so security cameras to keep an eye on the residents and prevent a potential terrorist attack.
Bravo. Well done. We can all feel safer, right?
Well, we could if it was New York, or Washington, DC, or LA, or even Seattle.
But it’s […]



Alka-Seltzer Stunts way into Guinness

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz…
Alka-Seltzer set a world record yesterday for the largest buffett ever known to man - 510 dishes in front of 850 hungry customers at the Las Vegas Hilton.
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Very cool. Props to Bayer. Sorry I wasn’t there to eat. That wouldn’t be eight-thousand hours in the gym or anything.
If anyone knows Alka-Seltzer’s PR […]



Because sometimes, you just want to say screw it all, and get out of town…

When the client is annoying, when the friends are driiving you insane, when people cancel plans they made a week ago with no prior notice at all…
Sometimes you just want to get out of town.
Thanks to Tricks of the Trade, here’s how to hitchhike out of town the right way.
This trade secret brought to you […]



Since Porn started everything else…

We all know porn started virtually everything. jpgs, gifs, multiple camera angles, etc…
You can’t ignore an industry that brings billions upon billions to the US economy, regardless of how the economy is doing as a whole.
So it’s my opinion that if you’re a writer, and you write a book, and someone makes a porn movie […]



Well, how about that!

Just for the hell of it, I called Verizon this morning, and said, "Hey, I’m curious - why is my home telephone bill so high? I only have one line, doesn’t it seem a bit high?"
Without missing a beat, the rep on the other end said "Yes, it is. We can lower it by $25.00 […]



Faye Dunaway Should Know Better.

Faye Dunaway should know better. NEVER leave ANYTHING on a voice mail (or an email) that can come back to bite you in the ass.
And tomorrow, it might be a good idea for all of you to forward this to EVERY ONE of your clients, and let them know they shouldn’t do that, either. If […]



Congratulations, Lizzie Grubman

Daily News is reporting that Lizzie Grubman got married yesterday. No word on how many people were run over during the processional.
"And at the wedding we’ll have Jay-Z, and Nas, and Naomi, and Demi, and Ashton, and…"