PETER SHANKMAN

Unthread the rude eye of rebellion And welcome home again discarded faith. King John William ShakespeareAct 5, Scene 4 It’s back. And I’ll be there. Again. Who amongst us, which men (and women) doth summon their courage (and defy their nights and social lives for 14 days) and joinest me?     But we in it shall be remembered-     We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;     For he to-day that sheds his blood with me     Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,     This day shall gentle his condition;     And gentlemen in England now-a-bed     Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,     And [...]

New  York Metro is reporting that the new Gawker Media offices will be made entirely of glass, so that we can watch people like Jessica Coen and the rest (I mean, come  on, Jessica is really like Gilligan – who gave a shit about the rest of the idiots on the island?) type away, blogging with truth and accuracy vigor and talent. "Mommy! Look! It’s a Blogger!" "Shield your eyes, Timmy." The beautiful Jessica Coen in her natural habitat Now, if Edelman did this for Steve Rubel, it would violate several basic decency laws.

Thanks to Frank and Sarah for alerting me to reason eight billion and one why I did all my schooling/growing up in Manhattan as opposed to an outer-borough. They’re not shaved, moth$$$$$ker, they’re threaded.

Ice Cube is lined up to play Mr. Kotter in a film version of Welcome Back Kotter. Via MSNBC. I have an image of  Vinnie Barbarino getting smoked by a nine to the left temple.

As I sit here eating my lovely Grilled Cheese with Tomato breakfast, this thought just occurred to me: Gene Montecorvo (the guy who was made with Christopher) wanted to go to Florida. But the family said no. And the Feds (who he was working for) said no. So he killed himself. How ironic. People usually GO to Florida to die.

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