This is brilliant. A bunch of CBS students got together to make a video parodying their dean not getting picked for Fed Chair.

And why I check to make sure that anyone I hire isn’t in one of these montages, either.

From Drudge/Roll Call Gym Instructor Mocks Bush In Front Of First DaughtersTue Apr 25 2006 10:32:05 ET A spinning instructor at Washington, DC’s Sports Club/LA mocked President Bush without realizing (believe it or not) that a first daughter was in his class! ROLL CALL reports: The instructor, Glenn Makl, is said to be horrified to learn after class that the president’s daughter Jenna was there to hear his making fun of President Bush and handing out of a video clip compilation of some of the president’s more memorable gaffes and malapropisms. Jenna Bush was working out at the club with her boyfriend, who later complained about the politcal ranting of the trainer, a source tells the DRUDGE REPORT. Developing… Story [...]

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) released a SPECTACULAR survey, ranking states in the country based on loss of teeth. Also totally reaffirms who people who DON’T live in flyover country consider to be "hicks." Top ten: (I’m shocked, shocked to find out that West Virginia is #1…) #1  West Virginia 42.8%  #2  Kentucky 38.1%  #3  Tennessee 32.2%  #4  Alabama 31.9%  #5  Louisiana 31.3%  #6  Oklahoma 31.1%  #7  Mississippi 29.5%  #8  North Carolina 28.3%  #9  Georgia 28.2%  #10  Kansas 27.8%  Full list here.

One says "quit," the other says "fired and stole our contributor list. It’s all semantics, really. Point is, we have double the sites to amuse us now. Dear Peter, I am writing to Overheard’s top contributors (you’ve suggested 5 or more submissions!) to personally thank you for supporting OINY over the years. It is your participation, more than anything else, that has made the site what it is today. I hope it’s been as fun for you as it has for me. As you well know, I have made it a point over the years never to bother our contributors with corporate spam, except for the occasional clarification request. So as you can imagine, I was extremely distraught when our [...]