How would you handle this crisis?

A first-time tandem skydiver was killed on Saturday when she fell from her harness.
Using the comments section below, feel free to answer any or all of the following questions:
1) What do you say to a first-timer who is now thinking of cancelling his or her reservation for a tandem skydive?
2) The USPA keeps detailed statistics [...]



As much as I’m a New Yorker…

And as much as New York City is the media capital of the world, and I could never think about living any place else, I read these kind of posts, and… I dunno… I guess it just makes me wonder… Maybe I could.
From A Hamburger Today – Bobo’s Drive-in, Topeka, Kansas

I guess it’s just [...]



Tomorrow on BBC: Janitor comments on Bush’s Immigration Bill

The BBC is calling the live, on the air "interview" of a job applicant a "genuine misunderstanding."

I say, give the guy the job of the genius producer who brought him live on the air to begin with! Jeez! Too funny.



Superman and his huge, long… State

Wanna tell me what genius in marketing let this one slip by?
Thank you, State of Florida. I must go cool off now.



Dear NBC Flacks: SHUT THE HELL UP, DAMN YOU!

IN THE FREAKING SUBJECT LINE OF THE EMAIL, THEY DO THIS!! DAMN THEM ALL!
They spoiled tomorrow night’s O.C. If you don’t want to know who dies, don’t click above.