When you’re an A list celebrity, you can get away with this. When you’re Shannen Elizabeth? Nah, not so much. Click above to watch.

Wow – The LA Times is reporting that the two Fleishman-Hillard execs charged with overbilling the city of Los Angeles were found majorly guilty. They’re facing serious jail time. Bill for the work you do, people. Or, even better, go on flat-rate monthly retainer.

This was released 20 years ago next month. Sigh. He’ll keep calling me, and calling me… He’ll make me feel guilty… OK. I’ll go. I’ll go. I’ll go. I’ll go, I’ll… I’ll go.

Some fun new food products, compliments of Hungry-Girl, a great nutrition/diet email newsletter… egg beaters Ham & Cheese – It’s a lowfat, low cal omelette in a carton. Coming your way in June! Crayola Color Coolerz – These made-with-Splenda beverages are intended for kids, but they’re so pretty and fun you’ll wanna sip ‘em, too. They’ll land on shelves in August. Lipton Original Iced Tea, Unsweetened – Finally, unsweetened tea in a bottle. Add your own sweetener of choice, or guzzle it straight. The choice is yours. On shelves NOW! KidSense Fun Packs, Teddy Grahams Cubs, Cinnamon – 100 calories of cuddly deliciousness…available now. Fun!!

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