Some quick updates, calendar-wise… Speaking at the Mobile Adult Congress (MAC Congress) in Reno (Reno! Oy vey!) on October 12th, and the NextGen Web Marketing Conference in Hong Kong from December 11-13, 2006. In either Reno or Hong Kong? Come say hi! The book is still on track for being in stores on December 6th. The marathon is less than 1,000 hours away. AirTroductions has blown past 17,000 members. And life goes on…

To those like me, who are spending this weekend in Temple, may I just wish you a safe, happy, healthy, and prosperous 5767, and to all my friends, Jews and non-Jews alike, may this be a year of peace for all mankind.

JUST to have this man as a professor. BRAVO TO HIM. Nutshell: Idiot answers cell phone during class. Professor doesn’t miss a beat. MAKE SURE YOU CLICK ON THE SOUND ICON ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT AND TURN UP THE SOUND.

You know, there are days for everything. Just look them up – I’ve requested days for clients, anyone can, really. But the one that for whatever reason, always seems to resonate the most online, is today, National Talk Like a Pirate Day. So, from the official website, I offer you the top 29 things to say at the office during National Talk Like a Pirate Day. More information can also be found by watching this video. I personally love #’s 11 and 13. 29 "Arrrgh-Bring me a servin’ wench to bid me me pleasures!" 28 "Argh-lad, is that Lee Elliott over there – or am I as mad as a salted herring?" 27> "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" – Oh [...]

The six people who sent this to me before 6am this morning can shut up right now. And if any of you were planning on it… It’s been done. Go do something else. Click to see it bigger.