The Occular Penetration Act of 2007

Yet again, the Onion proves why it’s the best humor out there, period. Cuation: NSFW for language.
Live From Congress: The Occular Penetration Bill Of 2007



Be careful what you post on You Tube…

For you could be fined…



Sunrise: Not just for those who stayed up all night anymore…

Ask my parents – my father, specifically… I was not an easy child to wake. My dad would resort to a host of tricks when his basic "get up or you’re gonna be late" didn’t work. Tickling, turning up the AM radio loud, even one time, dumping an entire pot of cold water on me [...]



I’ve been invited to be a guest blogger

I guest blogged The Avery Lane Experience today. Thanks to Paige for the opportunity!



The NAACP Simply doesn’t get it.

This defies logic, and I’ll say it as bluntly as possible. If Michael Vick were white, I’d want him to hang for what he did to those dogs, too. If he were hispanic, or Asian, or purple, or polka-dotted, I’d want him to hang.
Hey NAACP? On this specific issue? Shut the hell up, and purchase [...]