Why I didn’t go skydiving on 2008’s first 70+ degree day

Jast June, I thought it’d be fun to skip out of a meeting and jump. Figured, “hey, one jump, I’ll just head home afterwards and blame traffic.”
This happened. And a warning, it’s rated R for some questionable (and painful) language.

I wasn’t about to tempt Karma today, I’m just saying. I’ve got a whole summer […]



It’s official. I want to be my cat.

I’m sitting here, working my ass off. It’s raining outside. I’ve had a crappy week in many ways. I’ve had a headache for two days straight. I haven’t run all week. It’s never going to get warm. I haven’t skydived in so long, I’m sure I’m going to forget what to do the next […]



How to piss me off, way 784.2

Use BOTH outlets at Starbucks, yet SLEEP in front of your hogging-both-plugs devices.