So funny but so true!

And in front of the metal hip is a grandma going to see her grandkids, flying for the first time since 9/11. She does not understand why she has to remove her shoes…

And in front of her is a flustered mother dragging her two screaming kids on a flight to meet her husband at some business conference in Orlando…and they’ll be sitting right behind you on your flight!

Crazy! This looks EXACTLY like my chart for “where in the supermarket checkout line stands the old person who pays in coupons and loose change, then thinks twice and decides to use a personal check, and, oh, needs one more thing from the frozen food aisle, a Sarah Lee cherry cheesecake.”

Uncanny.

So I guess that’s me with the metal hip and the big old metal belt. I see it as giving you all a great opportunity to network and tweet. Really, you should all be thanking me!

Peter – you are such a fun guy! Everyone wants to be where you are :)

He’s right behind the lady with the water bottle yelling “It’s just water”.

…while grandma still has her shoes off trekking through, she also has her medicated hand lotion that is over 2.5 ounces in her purse that they will not let her bring on. She is getting upset and during this time I would have to use the ladies room. Yes, I have been there. Love the chart!

Can you make that into a T-Shirt. I’d wear that on every trip. That is brilliant!

This chart suit well on the person who standing at the airport security.