PETER SHANKMAN
| POSTED ON June 26th, 2007 | 1 COMMENT | + ADD YOUR COMMENT |
They say be careful what you wish for… When I opened the conference today, I jokingly promised that I’d let the audience know as soon as Paris was released.
Sure enough, the Google Alert came in AS I WAS PRESENTING.
"And one of the things we really need to know about the niche marketing environment is exactly how <beep… beep…> um… Exactly how… <read…> Oh, you’ve GOT to be kidding.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the dubious distinction to be the first to inform you that Paris was in fact, just released from jail. Now then, about the niche marketing environment…."
Can’t make this stuff up.
Welcome home, Paris. Try and stay out of the public eye for a while.
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