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Peter and Isaac Mizrahi talk about... something scary at the HP/Paper party Tuesday Night
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Peter’s Book
“Can We Do That?! Outrageous PR Stunts That Work— And Why Your Company Needs Them”
by Peter Shankman
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September 10th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Is that what Dracula did to you?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:43 am
“You paid HOW much for that tie? Dearie, all you need to do is grab a cloth napkin off a table…”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:43 am
HEEEEYYYY…. You have the same devil sitting on your shoulder as *I* do! What does he tell YOU to do?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Hi, I’m Peter. I vant to suck your blood.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:44 am
I know things are rough in luxury sales these days, so when you go to rob that bank, make sure you pull that bandana over your nose to hide your face. Then, pretend you have a gun in your pocket by holding your hand like this. And stop smiling; it makes your eyes pop.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Really! You like my bowtie!
September 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
I’m standing on your what?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Caption 1: Dude: You got your HARO shirt on under that, right?
Caption 2: Hey, Ize: Think you can hook me up with Liza?
Caption 3: THAT is totally what I’m wearing on my next jump.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
“No, really! It’s the only thing keeping my head on! Wanna see?”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Isaac from now on Target wants you to make your clothes from HP paper
September 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
“I’m telling you Peter, the Vampire Gaucho look is so this Fall!”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Really Isaac, you want me to be your personal shopper?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Peter explains to Isaac Mizrahi how to have suave hair.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
“Do you like my tie? It’s something I fashioned out of the invitation!”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
“So, you’re saying the ‘crazy puritan’ look is in this year?”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Peter has just told Isaac Mizrahi that Scarlett Johanssen is on her way.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:47 am
I’m sorry Issac, I didn’t quite hear that. Did you say that triple-knotting the scarf wasn’t such a good idea after all?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:47 am
“I’ll do more than shake your hand, if you’ll just help me out of these robes”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:47 am
So, is it really true? If I untie that knot, your head will fall off?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:48 am
“Isaac, I know that vampires are trendy, but Interview with the Vampire was released 15 years ago.”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:48 am
“I have these two cats, see, and I really want to dress them up nice for Rosh Hashanah.”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:49 am
“Justice O’Connor I presume?”
“Peter, have you seen my new Halloween line at Target?”
“I couldn’t tuck my napkin in at dinner so I improvised.”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Peter Shankman asking Isaac Mizrahi about the latest trends in neck bandages versus neck ties. “Do you think I can really pull that off?”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Isaac: “HP party?!! Oh my… I thought you said TP party! I wore some around my neck for the occasion!”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Does it hurt when my hand passes through your shoulder like that?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:52 am
“You won’t believe this, but I ALSO have the recurring nightmare about showing up to a party wearing skinny jeans!”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:53 am
This is a stick up – Your fashion or your life!
September 10th, 2009 at 10:54 am
“YOU’RE Peter Shankman? Oh. My. GOD. I have ALWAYS wanted to design a skydiver outfit for Target… the ’80s are back in vogue, you know, so let’s work on some parachute pants…”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Uncle Festus, I see the Rogaine is working for you!
September 10th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Hey Peter! Look, this is my “Crazy Jay Leno face”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Peter and Isaac demonstrate ’scary’ eyes for a rapt audience.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Sorry, that should have been “Uncle Fester, I see the Rogaine is working for you!”
September 10th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Peter: No Isaac it’s true! Scarves don’t make you look gay.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Peter about to perform his first exorcism on Isaac Mizrahi, a possessed priest who turned his collar into a bandana. “THE POWER OF HARO COMPELS YOU!”
September 10th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Now, Issac, the thing about style is……
September 10th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Remember Rachael Ray?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Alright Isaac, your Uncle Fester is better than mine. I have to hand it to you, the napkin really completes the look.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Ya, Peter, I did say once that “sometimes when I’m really dressed up, it really turns me on.” Tonight, not so much.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:15 am
“Peter Dahling! I am SO a fan of HARO!”
September 10th, 2009 at 11:20 am
“Third most expensive napkin in the northern hemisphere! The tablecloth makes a great cape, too.”
September 10th, 2009 at 11:22 am
“Yes, yes I see you do a fine Marty Feldmen, Isaac, but I’m searching for an ingenue, see?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:24 am
That’s right, Isaac, the Vienna sausages are all-you-can eat tonight, AND Carrot Top is the entertainment.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:37 am
“Congrats Isaac on joining the ‘Twilight’ cast!”
September 10th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Eep! Can i post a revised version?
“Third most expensive napkin in the northern hemisphere! You should see what I did with the tablecloth!”
September 10th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Isaac thinks he’s about to be shot for violating the rules of HARO.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:43 am
“Excuse me, can ya move outa my way? I wanna meet that chick behind you.”
September 10th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Really, Peter? @Alexisglick said she’d go out with you? That’s awesome!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:45 am
“Listen Issac, my making you wear that silly tie is a small punishment for responding to a biotech HARO with your Hot Fall Fashions press release. I could have simply banned you.”
September 10th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Peter and Isaac Mizrahi talk about the fashion faux pas created by the re-release of the Tale of the Headless Horseman at the HP/Paper party Tuesday Night.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Isaac, that wasn’t a budget friendly designer challenge from Target, it’s your linen dinner napkin!
September 10th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Did I get that tourniquet too tight?
September 10th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
“The next time I try to strangle you, it’s not going to be by strangulation!”
September 10th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
If you pitch off-topic again I’ll tie it even tighter!
September 10th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
“That was the ‘your face will stick like that’ karate chop. Now, for my next trick…”
September 10th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Seriously? They’re serving food with carbs?!
September 10th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
You’re wearing WHAT for underwear?
September 10th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
That just better be a HARO shirt in your left hand…
September 10th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Peter Shankman informs Isaac Mizrahi he is booted off HARO for pitching off topic.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
“Girrrl, you’ll never guess who I ran into a Target!! Liza…Liza Minelli!! “
September 10th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Tickle, tickle!
September 10th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
“I see you’re enjoying the promotional silk boxers”
September 10th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
After fasting all day, Isaac Mizrahi hallucinates that Peter’s head is a giant HAM.
September 10th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Peter and Isaac Mizrahi reenact their favorite scenes from Young Frankenstein –
Peter (as Frederick Frankenstein) Damn your eyes!
Isaac (As Igor) Too late!
September 10th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
“Pull your finger? Of Course!!!”
September 10th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Look, the Senate will simply not consider that appropriate neck-wear. It’s too French!
September 10th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Caption: Peter, I’m stunned but that’s an absolutely brilliant idea for the fashionistas – HARO t-shirts worn as hats! You must come head my design team!
September 10th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I’m sure Target Dog would LOVE to meet Karma and Nasa.
September 10th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
If you mention Minolta one more time at this party, I’m kicking the chair out from under you!
September 10th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Damnit! No one told me to come dressed as a chemically imbalanced Civil War figure.
September 10th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Peter: So you’ll call me later this week, right?
Isaac: Yes, yes, of course, but first you must tell me where you bought that fabulous shoulder fairy you’re wearing!
September 10th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
“No Issac, I was just trying to shake your hand.”
September 10th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
“Peter, the checkered shoes would go great with my outfit!”
At the creative black-tie dinner, said in the style of Harvey Levin from TMZ: “I’m a negative!”
September 10th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Fell off the runway, did ya?
September 10th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
“Trust me… this bloodless surgery technique really works. Now, where is that pesky ventricle?”
September 10th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Peter: So you promise you’ll call me next week, right?
Isaac: Yes, of course I’ll call you Peter, but you must tell me where you bought that fabulous shoulder fairy you’re wearing!
September 10th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Really? Chocolate grasshoppers?
September 10th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
. . . and Peter, it turns out my Mom was right — I made this face and it stayed this way.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Peter (says): “So, I’m kind of a big deal in social media. You know what that is, right?”
Isaac (thinks): (OH MY GOD! Judy Garland’s DNA just walked in the room).
September 11th, 2009 at 11:09 am
“If I ever catch you nibbling on my wife’s neck again, I’ll knock you into next week!”
September 11th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Peter says: Hey – “the one who smelt it dealt it dude!”
Isaac is speechless…he just got busted!
September 13th, 2009 at 2:45 am
Bro, I know I told you to cover up your hickies but…
September 13th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Give me all your PR leads and no one gets hurt
September 16th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Isaac, I have a little cold, do you mind if I borrow your handkerchief?
September 17th, 2009 at 8:50 am
So…Isaac How high were you when the parachute tangled around you neck?
September 18th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
NO WAY, she liked it?!
I know, I can’t beleive it either. I mean, I really wasn’t sure I could pull it off, but she did….she really liked it.
September 18th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
In attempt to get the scoop on Mizrahi’s fall line, Peter mistakenly wanders onto the stage during Isaac’s breakout performance in “Sweeny Todd.”
September 19th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I’m telling you Isaac, she is TOTALLY into you!
September 20th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
“I totally agree Issac…the table napkin scarf is going to be a huge fashion hit this year.”
September 20th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
“You know, when you run with the bulls your supposed to wear a red scarf. Your white scarf is going to make everyone run away from you!”
September 20th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
“You ARE aware that the invitation stated this was a Black Tie and Evening Dress event. I think you would have been better served with a black table cloth dress as opposed to the doilie white tie.”
September 20th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
“I haven’t seen a Sailor’s Knot like that since, well…last night at the ballpark when I had some Cracker Jacks with the kids.”
September 21st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
“You went to Laguardia TOO?!?”
September 24th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Itzak Mizrahi looking HARO-fied at Peter Shankman’s “so last decade” ‘do! “Peter, dahling, you must let me connect you with one of my people.”
September 24th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Peter: “So, you REALLY think I could be a Super Model?”
Isaac: (breathlessly) “Oh Peter, you’d be FABULOUS darling!”
September 26th, 2009 at 10:30 am
“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for… and you will buy a Poken.” -Jedi Master Shankman
September 28th, 2009 at 9:44 am
You don’t really bite, do you?
September 29th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
No one told me, this was a white tie affair.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Liz Claiborne will fire you — or tighten it — if she see that handkerchief around your neck!
October 4th, 2009 at 1:24 am
What? Oh! I thought you said you wanted to suck my “blood.”
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:14 am
Peter: “Really? Tying a scarf around your neck keeps your head from falling off?”
Isaac: “It must. Darling, I nearly ‘flipped my lid’ when I saw you come in.”
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
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