CES Tuesday Night (Special Post-Taser edition)

Only one thought went through my head as I got back to my hotel room after spending the day on the show floor, in meetings, and getting 50,000 volts jolted through my body, and that thought was, "GET A DRINK."
My night was supposed to start off by Tunnel Flying with Nicole Sheridan and her Husband, […]



I’m not amused

The six people who sent this to me before 6am this morning can shut up right now.
And if any of you were planning on it… It’s been done. Go do something else.
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Any agency can SAY they’re reachable 24/7/365

I, on the other hand, get caught proving it. A lot.

I love my job.
Props to T-mobile and Danger for allowing me to do it from anywhere. Even on a ride up to altitude. (Was answering a reporter on a query about a client, btw.)



Google continues on goal of weirding me out…

I went online looking for Boxing hand wraps this morning. They’re long pieces of cloth that you wrap around your hands before you put your gloves on.
I would buy them at Sports Authority, perhaps Sears, maybe a sporting goods outlet.
I wouldn’t buy them at Home Depot.
Yet, Google thinks I would, and would even charge Home […]



An announcement sure to please my parents

Apart from fulfilling their dream and telling them "I’m engaged,"(Sorry, not yet…) I would assume that this has to be an announcement that makes mom and dad happy:
Their son is a published author.
Go me.
Now please help me improve my Amazon rank from the 400,000’s into something a little bit better.



Apple: Bloggers, Web Journalists not “real” members of the press

Well, this should go over well.
Basically, Apple’s lawyers are arguing that unlike journalists or whistle-blowers, all online media does is "feed the public’s insaitable desire for information."
And that’s different from a journalist, how, exactly?
ZD writes it up this way:
Its lawyers say in court documents that Web scribes are not "legitimate members of the press" when […]



Create your own PR Nightmare for Chevy

Chevy thought it’d be fun to piggyback off the Apprentice and allow people to create ads for their Tahoe SUV.
Good idea in theory. Except that not everyone likes Chevys, SUVs, or things that (in their words) guzzle gas and destroy the planet.
And their promotions agency didn’t see this coming because WHY?
Chevy Ads Chevy won’t like…



Well, how about that!

Just for the hell of it, I called Verizon this morning, and said, "Hey, I’m curious - why is my home telephone bill so high? I only have one line, doesn’t it seem a bit high?"
Without missing a beat, the rep on the other end said "Yes, it is. We can lower it by $25.00 […]



Business Plans Suck

Just a thought… If I wanted to spend my day writing business plans that included such terms as "projected sales revenue splits" and "pricing strategy in year 1, 2, and 3" then I’d have gone to freaking BUSINESS SCHOOL, INSTEAD OF BEING A KICK-ASS PUBLICIST.
It’s NOT MY FAULT that I’ve come up with one of […]



Problem with having a first-floor office…

Been wanting to post this for a while.
My office is on the 30th floor of a building. But to get there, I have to walk past a lot of offices on the first floors of buildings - with full windows. Below is the problem with having an office or a desk on the first floor […]