By President Thomas Whitmore: "Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an [...]

and then Demi Moore released a statement that read simply "Stop bitin’ my poses, girl." Give the photo a sec to load. Via Egotastic – www.egotastic.com

Connie Chung signed off from her last newscast by, simply put, losing her mind.

When you’re an A list celebrity, you can get away with this. When you’re Shannen Elizabeth? Nah, not so much. Click above to watch.

No offense to her, but when you’re going through a messy divorce, and communicating with your fans, you’ll want to have someone with the ability to write correctly as your web spokesperson. Just a thought. Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff’s Website. Catch the spelling errors. Photo here in case they correct it. Hint: You THREW a party. In her defense, though, her daughters are hot.