In the Which One Is Not Like The Others Department

Thanks to AL for the link.
Which one is not like the other?



The Occular Penetration Act of 2007

Yet again, the Onion proves why it’s the best humor out there, period. Cuation: NSFW for language.
Live From Congress: The Occular Penetration Bill Of 2007



Caveman’s Crib… So easy… A plethora of people working together could do it!

So I was so fascinated by Caveman’s Crib, I did some homework, and got in touch with one Joe Talbott. It would seem Joe was part of the brilliant creative team that produced cavemanscrib.com.
Joe was quick to tell me it wasn’t just him. In fact, he praised the other people on his team so much, […]



Thoughts on the Caveman’s Crib?

May I please just remind everyone that this started out as A COMMERCIAL FOR A FREAKING INSURANCE COMPANY??

How many product placements can you find? I caught at least four.
It’s a brilliantly designed website, though. I’d love to know who did it.



Just say no

A shout to Josh for the link.
Remember, turning to drugs to get by is simply not the answer.
Amazing results of these tests. Very sad.



Just in: How to get an iPhone!

Thanks WN for the link.
Important: You Must Follow All These Steps in the Precise Order to Obtain Your iPhone. Failure to Do So Will mean Being Denied Entry To the Kingdom of Jobs 
1.       Take a number from the iPhone number dispenser at the front of the store.
2.       Proceed to the Coolness […]



2007’s Best April Fool’s Joke goes to…

Gmail Paper.
Me telling one of my investors that AirTroductions was being investigated by Homeland Security for potential security risks was a close second, in my book.



Headline of the Day

Comes from the Great Falls Tribune, covering Great Falls and North/Central Montana:
"A Flying Elvi Suffered A Broken Pelvi"
That’s the diagnosis for Paul Moran, a member of the Flying Elvi, a skydiving troupe of Elvis impersonators. Moran misjudged a Friday night landing at Glacier Peaks Casino’s official grand opening in Browning and crashed into the ground […]



Any agency can SAY they’re reachable 24/7/365

I, on the other hand, get caught proving it. A lot.

I love my job.
Props to T-mobile and Danger for allowing me to do it from anywhere. Even on a ride up to altitude. (Was answering a reporter on a query about a client, btw.)



Chase: Where the right relationship is… Ah, go screw yourself

Download 0712051528.3g2  (It’s a quicktime movie file.)
This is why I carry my camera phone with video EVERYWHERE. Standing in line at Chase when the teller and a customer start getting into it- The shit went DOWN at Chase on 57th and 6th!
With the proliferation of cameraphones, we’re going to see more and more and […]