PETER SHANKMAN
| POSTED ON October 11th, 2008 | 3 COMMENTS | + ADD YOUR COMMENT |
Thanks to Overheard in New York
Customer: I’ll have an egg omelet.
Cook: An egg omelet?
Customer: Yeah, one made with eggs.
Cook: Thank god you mentioned eggs. I was about to give you an omelet solely made from butter!
–Grant’s Restaurant
Overheard by: AJ
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I love Overheard in NY. I thought of starting that in San Francisco but just don’t think the overheard conversations would hold a candle to those in NY. Recently I overheard on West 18th St: Friend 1: You should sell it on Ebay and set a reserve price. |
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Heres a site that has a couple of these posted everyday, and always humorous. http://notalwaysright.com/ |
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My sister is a PA and used to work in family medicine. She once had a patient come in and complain that his ear hurt “when he pushed on it REALLY hard.” She did a complete examination and couldn’t find anything wrong with the man’s ear. “When else does your ear bother you, sir?” she asked. “Never,” he replied. “So it only hurts when you push on it REALLY hard?” she continued. “Yup!” the guy tells her. “Well, I’m going to suggest that you not push on it really hard, then.” AYFKM??? |
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