omg I read your “how to get some excerise at the airport” I could only imagine how this is going to look to people watching someone do this…

4,7,8 = get tasered for erratic behaviour.

3 = everyone on the plane now loves you! more so the person who was sitting in front of that child having his/her seat kicked every 10 seconds.

2= being able to crack walnuts with your butt, if you travel enough :)

okay so my reflection on seeing this in an airport is a little more morbit than most I’m sure.. but its good for shit and giggles for sure!