Comments on: Tuesday morning FREE STUFF TO GIVE AWAY edition!!

By: Liz O'Rourke Kupcha

Liz O'Rourke Kupcha — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:18:16 +0000

I saw Jane Gertler last night and she told me about the blog that you wrote about this gadget. Gee…if my mom, my brother and my husband didn’t know each other, I would buy one for each of them. I’m still on the hook for a gift even if I buy one for each of my peeps.

Will TSA confiscate this?

By: samantha

samantha — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:24:48 +0000

hahahaha give that man the scissors so he can run with them, love the jingle

By: Heather

Heather — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:19:58 +0000

Not a song, but can you please do them a service and ask them to fix the typos on this? There should not be apostrophes in CDs and DVDs in their headline! These are plurals! No, the editor in me will never die…

By: Michael Griffin

Michael Griffin — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:50:42 +0000

It’s not really set to any song that I can think of, but here goes:

If you want to have Christmas jubilations,
Remember these rules of public relations,
First, don’t let your brain go a’wiltin’
Or you’ll wind up like Paris Hilton
Second, though you may think it great fun,
Don’t send blind pitch e-mails to Chris Anderson,
Third, if you want to really enjoy your candied yams,
don’t sign up for Quechup’s mass spams,
Fourth, work your mind to the sharpness of a razor,
and maybe even allow yourself to be zapped by a Taser,
Fifth, if you want to be given a serious look,
Don’t post your drunken party pic on Facebook,
Sixth, find things that you find thrilling and fun,
Then go and write about it in the New York Sun,
Seventh, even if life is hard, laugh and dance,
like those laid-off folks at AOL France,
Eighth, spend much time thinking out of the box,
and always spend much time appearing on Fox,
Follow those rules of public relations,
And you’ll be on your way to holiday jubilation