The answer lies within this video.
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"I made a G today[...]
I watched an amazing experience this morning at the United counter at LGA. I wasn't on line, I was leaning against a wall Tweeting[...]
NYC sold out in six hours! Dallas will do the same!
.@SamsungMobileUS loving it! Such a fun phone!