PETER SHANKMAN
| POSTED ON April 25th, 2006 | 4 COMMENTS | + ADD YOUR COMMENT |
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) released a SPECTACULAR survey, ranking states in the country based on loss of teeth.
Also totally reaffirms who people who DON’T live in flyover country consider to be "hicks."
Top ten: (I’m shocked, shocked to find out that West Virginia is #1…)
| #1 | West Virginia | 42.8% | |
| #2 | Kentucky | 38.1% | |
| #3 | Tennessee | 32.2% | |
| #4 | Alabama | 31.9% | |
| #5 | Louisiana | 31.3% | |
| #6 | Oklahoma | 31.1% | |
| #7 | Mississippi | 29.5% | |
| #8 | North Carolina | 28.3% | |
| #9 | Georgia | 28.2% | |
| #10 | Kansas | 27.8% |
Full list here.
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“Also totally reaffirms who people who DON’T live in flyover country consider to be “hicks.”" Although I don’t know what you’re trying to say here (Sarah would have a fit with this), these are all hick-ish states, my friend. ;) |
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How long until the flacks from Polident, Crest, Colgate, etc. use this in a pitch? At least the pitch will have some teeth. |
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I take total offense to this posting given the fact that I lost my two front teeeth recently! *said tongue in cheek* |
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You obviously haven’t served in the Army alongside West Virginians who thought military dental care was the best benefit they ever had. |
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