“Seriously, you’re wearing that?”

“If you need some help, I’ve got a good groomer. He’s very reasonable.”

The new trend…Business Catsual. Hardy har.

“I don’t care how long that cat stares at me I’m NOT going to that website.”

“You are feeling sleepy…sleepy. You are now under my power. Whenever you are out, you will be compelled to buy me catnip… And fuzzy mouse toys.”

“No, no… See…NASA, the hypnosis actually only works if I LOOK at you. Now stop it. I’ll feed you in a few minutes.”

You call this porn?

PuRring……

or
“take the f**king pic already so i can turn around and enjoy the view”

Other great points . . .

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lol I dont have anything witty to write.. but gawd all the quotes made me giggle.. I miss having a cat.

I still vote, Peter’s quote the best, second Josh then Benson’s

cheers

“I realize you’re busy, but let’s make this easy on the both of us. Either you feed me, or I pee on your computer. Just sayin’.”

“With only 90 seconds remaining in Peter’s mid-morning bathroom break, Billy had to set the order limit on his GE bid and log out before returning to the mailroom…”

“Do you really think that Twitter thing is cuter than me?”

“YO would ya get off i can has cheezburger and give me some lovin’?”

Clearly a game of cat and mouse.

Zedna started at Peitr lovingly, but he remained unmoved.

I don’t want her to lose her green card, he thought, but this marriage will not work.

He would not meet her eyes, though they bore into him. Bravely ignoring her, he stared into the screen, clicking away at this and that picture, imagining life with a new companion, hoping for a better result this time at UkranianPussyWaitingforYou.com

“Hey geek…If you stay on that computer any longer, I’ll be the only p&$sy you’ll be getting”

You seem of some use… I will kill you last.