TSA: Passengers advised they can no longer bring Snakes on a plane.
In a major coup for New Line Cinema, the TSA today announced that in addition to hair care and soap gel products, passengers were no longer allowed to bring Snakes on a Plane.
Frequent Flier Samuel L. Jackson was quoted as saying "HISSSS ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of! Do they speak ENGLISH in HISSSS? Say HISSSS again! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! Say HISSSSS one more god damned time!!!"
The TSA had no comment, as they were busy staring intently at a bottle of Pert Plus.
7 Responses to “TSA: Passengers advised they can no longer bring Snakes on a plane.”
You know that Hollywood is seriously hurting for ideas when a “scary” movie involving snakes on a plane hits the box office. now i’m wondering what Samuel L Jackson was thinking when he took on this role….maybe he gets a lifetime supply of Pert Plus…
You can’t bring mutha fuckin’ snakes on a plane now? What is this world coming to??! What next?!
We have a moron running the country. Bunch of dysfunctional agencies are incharge of our security and wellbeing. FEMA cannot do its job. TSA cannot catch search properly. FBI and CIA cannot communicate with each other. Are we any better than we were before 9/11? Absolutely not. 9/11 is a very bad thing in our history. But the worst thing is having Mr. Bush as the president who completely wrecked American reputation in the world, sending economy in tail spin, out of control national debt and health care costs, what did he do right? At the end of eight years, he can look and see how messed up the country is under his leadership, because he is a proven failure and a big moron.
Whoever was involved in marketing this film is brilliant. My guess is, it began as a serious attempt at a thriller, but everyone involved realized how utterly ridiculous the plot is midway through filming. So they finished it anyway, and now are marketing it as a film that’s entertaining just because it’s so bad (think Vanilla Sky or, in my opinion, Forrest Gump).
If you haven’t read Chuck Klosterman opine on the film, you should:
http://www.esquire.com/feature.....erman.html
And I’m with the Defamer commenter who complained about the new regulations: No SHAKES on a PLANE!
Hey Peter, the marketing has been brilliant. I hit all my friends up with this today - http://www.mopocket.com/2006/0....._phone.php
It is hilarious!
Take care -
hey, snakes on a planewas an awesome movie. I had very low expectations for it, but it pretty much rocked my socks off. And the best part is Smauel L. Jackson took the role strictly because of the title of the movie; he hadn’t even read the script yet. Producers were thinking about changing the title, but Jackson threatened that he wouddl quit on the spot if they did so. The movie, none the less, scared the shite out of me. No lie, I was on the edge of my seat the whole time; and I actualy like snakes.